amath was horrible. horrible horrible horrible. =(((
anyway.
pool at marina sq. the shops there are nice! i want to go back there, just with cash on me. haha. ig's heaven is getting cooler and cooler. =D
jo is a ps-er!
met alarmclock. 'mr im-going-to-suan-your-ass-off.' then bumped in to gabriel. played alittle more pool. lost both games! like wth. i almost won. three ball thrash! then pia, stupid white ball go in same time as black ball. grr.
i think of all the people ive pooled with, marists are are best poolers. they're the only ones who know their game. hm. wonder why.
almost fell asleep in mass. =\ was so tired. long walk home. feet hurts!
was talking to s-no. heard about his prelims. if a smartie like him can get so low, then what about me? quite scared. sighs.
anyway. one more month or so to mug my brain out. need to add oil before the prices go up again! haha.
ok, forgot what i wanted to say. nevermind. haha. next time then. anyway. some funny stuff. part 1 of 26. =>
ways to annoy people [01/26]:
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
As people talk, smell their shoulders.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Ask to "interface" with someone.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
'Life is like a banana split,
Sometimes there's chocolate,
Sometimes there's strawberry,
But what we all really want is the moschino'
-sandra[1st line], michael [rest of it]
